Deep in the Woods

I wouldn't label this movie as your typical horror movie. Most horror movies are mainly about killing, with little thought put into the movie, except for what little story it has. At most the most complex they get are when trying to discover who-dun-it. This movie is quite different. During most of the movie you're trying to figure out just what the hell is going on AND who-dud-it. I loved the camera angles used in the movie. At times, the Wolf gave me chills. It was very errie and dark, like the scene with the creepy phone call where the killer chants to it's victom. In the scene where Stéphane is gutting the ferrets, I'm fairly sure they were using real ferrets, which was even more disturbing to me since I am a ferret owner. It gave me the creeps, and made me sick to my stomach... and I loved it! 4 out of 5.

Characters

• Sophie: Lesbian that starts to go nuts toward the end.
• Matthieu: Gets hit in the head with a pipe, and shot in the leg by a nail gun, but lives.
• Wilfried: Looks like the kind of guy uoi'd see in a Kevin Klien ad. Big shot actor. Gets acid to the face and impaled by some sort of trap.
• Jeanne: Mute bisexual girl. Gets shot with a harpoon gun AND falls t her death. All in all, not a good night.
• Mathilde: Kinda snobby. Head smashed into a mirror and drowned in the sink.
• Axel: Rich guy that hires the actors to perform Little Red Riding hood for his son. Also ends up being th killer. Stabbed and blown up.
• Stéphane: Henchman of sorts. The sick bastard guts and stuffs ferrets. Killed by a nail through the neck.
• Nicolas: Son of Axel. Always in a trance. I think he's a budding pyromaniac too.

The Totals

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A wire, a mirror, water, a harpoon gun, a nailgun, a pipe, acid, a boobie trap, and fire.
• Random Breast Shot: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• You know a camera is evil when it takes red pictures.
• So there's a murderous rapist in the woods, huh? I know, lets all go get seperated and lost in the woods!
• Nail guns shoot projectile nails even without any kind of air compressor.
• Old men will explode when caught on fire.