Delta Delta Die (2003)

An old member of a sorority returns to stop them from cannibalizing men on campus. A very conry flick, almost ridiculous at times. The acting was kind of hit and miss. Some people were on and some actors were just hard to bear. Not as much gore as you'd expect either. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Marilyn: The den mother and a founding member of the sorority. Very demanding, from how the house is ran to how to kill and cook their man.
• Rhonda: Marilyn's best friend who also helped form the sorority. She left the house and is now thier enemy.
• Tobias: College guy who is suspicous about the Delta's and investigates them.
• Dean John: Dean in charge of the college who helps cover the Delta's tracks.
• Hannah: Marilyn's assistant who breaks one of the rules when she... eats a penis. Goes mad at the end.
• Patrice, Clarice, Mandy & Simone: The current sorority members, who 'bring home the bacon.'

The Totals

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: A whip, a knife, a bat, a lamp and a tire iron.
• Breast Shots: 6
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Biting a guy while giving him head is... just... wrong!
• Getting your testicles bitten off is instantly fatal.
• Catfight... to the death!