Demonic Toys

I was reluctant to watch this film over the disaster known as Dollman VS Demonic Toys, but was suprised to find that this flick wasn't all that bad. The evil toys were actually very creepy, especially the ravenous teddy bear. It's as cheesy as they come but worth the time and rental. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Judith Gray: Cop who stumbles onto a wearhouse full of killer DEMONIC TOYS!! Muh ha ha ha!
• Mark: Fast food delivery guy who gets sucked into the whole killer toy thing.
• Lincoln: Illegal weapons dealer who gets caught by Judith. Shot and killed.
• Anne: Run away chic who lives in the vents of the wearhouse. Stabbed in the eye.
• Charnetski: Fat anti-social security gaurd who is killed (SURPRISE!) by the toys.
• Matt: Judith's lover who is klled early on.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: Guns, bug spray, a bat, a knife, and fire.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Cars unable to start: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• It's ok for a cop to shot someoe if they throw a gun at them.
• Security gaurds are waaaaaaay overpaid.
• Chickenmoble!
• Beware of self-winding Jack-in-the-boxes.
• Toy robots carry real ammo.
• Trick or treaters make poor morticians.