Demon Wind (1990)

A large group of teens accompany their friend Cory to his family farm to help discover 'who he is.' Soon demons start killing off the annoying characters or turning them into demons. I found this movie to be extremly annoying on a number of levels. First, the characters were flat, and they kept appearing out of nowhere with little or no explanation. Also, the acting was just awful. Almost as bad as the effects, and remember you're talking to the cheesy movie champion here! The flow of the story made little sence and the end was awful. Avoid this movie. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Cory: Idiot who is traveling to his ancestor's farm. Suffers from a case of 'I have to find out who I am' syndrome.
• Elaine: Cory's girlfriend who realizes she had in-laws from hell. Pun fully intended.
• Jack: Cory's best friend who is a little on the geeky side. Last one to be demonized.
• Dell: Big guy. To call him stupid would be to say the other characters are smarter, so I won't. Stabbed with demon fingernails.
• Bonnie: Jack's gal who gets... turned into... a doll... and explodes. Later eaten by the devil. Don't ask.
• Stacy: I bet this poor bastard got beat up a lot in grade school.
• Chuck: Magician / kickboxer. Yes, together at last. Killed.
• Terri: Del's woman who is about as smart as he his. Demonized.
• Willy: Looks a lot like Boy George. Decapitated.
• Reena: Willy's gal who has a thing for demonic statues. Well, until she was chomped by one at least.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 13
• Weapons Used: An exploding snow globe, guns, a tounge, a cow skull, daggers, a hammer and flashlights.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 4
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Snow globes explode when dropped.
• Las Vegas is demon free.
• Two shells go into the gun, and six come out.
• Never kick the devil in the balls.
• Demons are assholes.
• Hell has really poor special effects.