The Dentist 2

Wow, this movie takes place in my home state of Missouri. Maybe thats why this sequel is so slow. Even though the action and story was really as slow and painful as a real dentist visit, the few death scenes were cool. I withered in pain as he operated on his victims teeth. The scens where he drilled away all the teeth were almost too painful to watch! if you really liked the first one, you MIGHT like this one, but I doubt it. i recommend staying away. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Dr. Lawrence Caine: Psycho dentist guy who retreats to Paradise, Missouri. He takes up his old career but his identity is soon discovered.
• Jamie: Lady that rents Larry a cotage and she soon falls for him.
• Robbie: Dry wall guy that has a crush on Jamie. Gets a hammer claw to the back.
• Bev: Nosey girl that works at the bank. She's really annoying and dies a gruesome death in the dentist chair.
• Jeremy: Owner of the bank, and Larry's friend.
• Doc Burns: The dentist in town who Larry 'relieves' of duty.
• Bernice: Larry's asistant. Nice lady.
• Brooke: Larry's wife who is out for some revenge. I'd be pissed too if I got my tounge cut out.
• Det. Jenkins: PI hired by Brooke.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 4
• Weapons Used: A Drill, dentist tools, a needle, magizines, a hammer, a lamp, a 2X4, and a nailgun.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Acts of aggrestion against vases: 2

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Dentists get really cranky.
• They are also very paranoid.
• Old magazines piss dentists off.
• I swear, not all people from Missouri are not this annoying.
• It's hammer time!