Dog Soldiers

A group of soldiers are suddenly attacked while on a mission in the wilderness. The attackers end up being werewolves, and the wounded soldiers take shelter in an old farmhouse, and prepare for a last stand. I've been turned off of werewolf movies ever since the Howling series, but this one was actually pretty cool. The action was intense, and the werewolves looked pretty cool, considering this was a made for tv movie. Check it out. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Wells: AKA Sarge. Leader/father figure of the troops. Gets injured early on, but lives long enough to take the werewolves with him.
• Cooper: Somewhat of a dog lover. Has morals, and therefore has been held back from climbing the ladder in the armed services.
• Megan: Chick who rescuse the soldiers and ends up being a werewolf herself. Shot in the head.
• Ryan: Secret Opps leader who is also the main asshole of the movie who becomes a werewolf and gets impaled on a silver pen.
• Bruce: The first soldier to get killed. Runs into a tree and gets impaled, makeing him easy pickings for werewolf buffet.
• Spoon: One of the last soldiers who kicks werewolf ass, using only kitchen items, but ends up fooder.
• Joe: Goes to hot wire a ride to safety, and gets chomped.
• Terry: The guy who makes the mistake of calling thenwerewolves pussies and gets pulled out a window. Presumed very dead.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 14, plus a masssacre offscreen.
• Weapons Used: A flashlight, guns, a tree, hot water, a pan, a hammer, a sword, a camera, a log, a knife, a pen and platers.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where a character is mysteriously unable to run form certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explotions: 6ish
• Flying dead cows: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Once ripped out, intestines are hard to push back in.
• Flying dead cows should be taken as an omen.
• Kitchenware was not built to fight werewolves.