Dollman VS Demonic Toys

I think it was the part where the baby doll was rapeing the 12 inch woman that I realized it's a good thing that there aren't a lot of VS movies. But seriously, this movie was just terrible. I can't think of anything redeemable about it except for maybe the fact that you could laugh at it. But thats it. There was no gore, very little action, bad acting, a very poor story and no plot. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Brick Bardo: AKA Dollman. Why is he called Dollman you ask? Because he's 12 inches tall. He's way too cocky for someone who could be stepped on.
• Nurse Ginger: Also about 12 inches tall. She was shrunk by aliens in another movie or something. She still wears her nurse costume sometimes. Maybe it turns Dollman on. This is just getting creepy...
• Judith Grey: Cop who hates the Demonic Toys. I bet she likes them even less after they killed her.
• Ray: Midget security gaurd! Aids the Demonic Toys and gets shot.
• Bum: Dies after riding a tricycle into a stack of empty cardboard boxes. You think I'm kidding, don't you? I wish I were.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7. Due mostly to reused footage.
• Weapons Used: Guns, toy trucks, a hockey stick, and electricity.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 1
• Bad movies recaped: 3

Random Thought and Things Learned

• You see, that is the reason homeless people don't drive tricycles!
• Midget security! This movie is getting better already!
• It's hard to hitchhike when you're 12 inches tall.
• It's a good thing that theres a ramp leading up to that air duct.