Donnie Darko

This movie is about... uh.... well... I can't really explain it. It's a well written movie that involves time travel and a demonic rabbit. It has a great story, acting, and effects. But somebody had to be on some heavy drugs while writting this one. Very errie. 5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Donnie Darko: Young man who has strange dreams about a demonic rabbit, sometimes even while he's awake.
• Gretchen: New girl in school who catches Donnie's eye. Gets ran over.
• Grandma Death: Crazy old lady who was once a nun and writer who now walks back and forth to her mailbox all day.
• Frank: Demonic Rabbit ghost who haunts Donnie and gives him advice.
• Karen: One of Donnie's teachers who is on the plane that goes down.
• Elizabeth: Donnie's older sister who he fights with a lot.
• Eddie & Rose Darko: Donnie's concerned parents. And for good reason.
• Dr. Thurman: Donnie's shrink who finds out more about him than she needed to.
• Mrs. Farmer: Idiot teacher who cares more about talent shows than teaching.
• Samantha: Donnie's little sister who is a rising pop star.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 1... I guess.
• Weapons Used: A gun and a car.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 3
• Explosions: 0
• Acts of arrson: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Smuffete was a spy and a whore.
• Evil Dead will put your date to sleep.