Don't Go Into the Woods

This movie is about a madman who kills dozens of campers and hikers in the forest. A few people survive the ordeal, and return to the woods the next day to hunt him down. What I don't understand is the fact that in the forest few kills, he appears to be invisible. Plus everyone in this movie is stupid as hell. The one good thing about this movie is the continueous body count. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Peter: City slicker type camper who takes it upon himself to hunt down the killer.
• Ingrid: Gets wounded but escapes the madman. Gets treated at the hospital, but then returns to the woods again.
• Joanie: Friend who runs throught the woods for hours only to be slashed with a machete.
• Craig: The nature expert of the group. First to die, when he gets beaten to death with a club thingie.
• Maniac: Some crazed mountainman who hunts the visitors of the woods. Gets stabbed a lot by the passive aggressive duo of Peter and Ingrid.
• Sheriff: Bumbling idiot... but then again, that describes all of the characters. Well, he's fat.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 16
• Weapons Used: A camera strap, a gun, a van, a rock, a club, spears, a machete, and a stick.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Rollerskating downhill is a bad idea if you don't know how to stop yourself.
• If the van is a rockin, it's not always a good thing.
• Making a getaway is hard when you're tied inside a sleeping bag.
• Damn, there are a lot of people in these woods.
• There's a reason people in wheelchairs don't hike.