Don't Open Till Christmas

A serial killer goes around offing Santa's around right before x-mas. The funny thing about this movie was I watched it on my birthday, and I guess you could say I was a little messed up. I don't remember this movie at all, in fact the only way I know I watched it is because I have the review I wrote for it. Appearently I didn't like it that much. I wrote that it had bad acting and a slow story. Ha ha. This is a really weird review. I gave it a 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Inspector Harris: Cop in charge of the Santa Claus killings.
• Giles: The killer who has some real issues with Santa.
• Kate: The poor girl who gets sucked into the wild world of Santa Claus killers.
• Sharon: Girl who works in a nudie booth and gets scared a lot.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 15
• Weapons Used: Knives, a razor, electricity, a 2x4, a chain, and an exploding music box.
• Breast Shots: 3
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 1
• Santa's killed: 7

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• A Santa in a nudie booth was just wrong anyway.
• I wonder if Santas get hazard pay?