Drawing Blood

An artist who is also a vampire paints people with their own blood. This is a Troma movie, but doesn't resemble any other Troma movie I've ever seen. The first half of the movie dragged on, but the second half got entertaining and I laughed several times. I could go either way on this one. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Edmond: Slave of a vampire. Brings her victims so she doesn't turn him or his father into vampires.
• Diana: Chcik vampire who is also an artist who enjoys painting and sucking on prostitues. Steaked and bruns into a tiny pile.
• Conner: Edmond's best friend who thinks he's a vampire. Actually gets turned into a vampire and gets steaked by Edmond.
• Dee: Prostitute who Edmund falls for, even though all she wants to do is "suck him off.'
• Marvin: Edmon's father who sucks at dancing. Turned into a vampire but lives.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A steak and a knife.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Blood can be used as water color.
• Prostitutes are really gulible.
• Vampires are not gifted at driving.