Dr. Giggles

A mental patient escapes and soon returns home to make a few 'house calls' for the locals. There is one girl in particular who needs a new heart, and he's out to find her one. I have to say that this movie is one of my guilty little pleasures. Sure it's chessy, but it's friggin hilarious! The puns the killer makes are classic! Plus the creepy little giggles he gave were a nice touch. Nice body count and gore around. Diverse charcters and a decent story also kept the movie interesting. 4.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Jennifer: Teen girl with heart problems, and dealing with her recently deceased mother. It would be an After School Special if there wasn't a crazed killer surgeon chasing her.
• Doctor Evan Rendell: AKA Dr. Giggles himself. Watched his father kill his patients when he was a child, and now thinks he is a surgeon. Goes around killing people with surgical tools and giggles a lot. Thus the name.
• Max: Jen's cheating boyfriend who would have died in any other horror flick, but lives in this one despite my best wishes.
• Tom: Jen's father who worries about his daughter a lot. And for good reason I guess.
• Officer Joe: Black cop who is one of the smartest character's in the whole movie. Goes toe-to-toe with the good doctor before dieing in an explotion.
• Officer Hank: Old cop who was around back when Giggles was a wee psycho. Stabbed.
• Tamara: Jen's new stepmother who is of course, a bitch. Gets a little free liposuction.
• Dr. Chamberlain: Jen's real doctor, who gets hig blood pressure taken. Too bad it was wrapped around his neck instead of arm.
• Elaine Henderson: Noesy neighbor of Dr Giggles'. Like in the Matrix, she takes the red pill instead of the blue pill. Shortly after that she dies.
• Coreen: The slut of the movie who makes out with Max. Gets the world's largest bandaide across her face.
• Normi: A friend in the group. Thats it. She doesn't even die. Bitch.
• Stu: A Paulie Shore clone who gets stabbed in the crotch area.
• Dianne: Relatively hot chick, who gets a thermometer through her neck.
• Trotter: Doug E. Doug! Wow, I kinda sounded excited there, didn't I? Well, Iassure you, I'm not. He gets injected with something and dies.
• Leigh: The sassy black chick who dies early on... of course.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 18
• Weapons Used: A scalple, a needle, a pill, a really sharp thermometer, a liposuction machine, the world's largest bandaide, a rock, a surgical saw, a gun, scissors, a reflex tester, a blood pressure device, a heart, a golf club, a chain, electricity, and demonic surgical tools.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Giggles: 15

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Mental patients make a good audience.
• Eskimos live in 65 degree temperatures.
• She makes me want to learn to play the saxophone.
• Dueling surgeons!