Drive In

Entertaining could be a very broad word. I found this movie entertaining, but for diffrent reasons than I find movies like Evil Dead entertaining. What I mean is that this was a low-budget movie and it was bad. But it was still funny to watch the bad acting and cheesey (that could be a pun) death scenes. The movie is about a idiot man-child who goes nuts one night and starts offing movie goers at the local drive in. There was a wide variety of weapons used, and the death scenes were so-so. If you like b-movies, check this one out. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Billy: Idiot man-child who is introduced to a lifetime of horror movies thanks to the next door drive in. One night he goes nuts and kills a lot of idiot... I mean people. Electrocuted.
• Jenny & Steve: A recently broken up couple who get back together between finding dead friends.
• Fran: Mother of Billy and councelwoman for the town. She's kind of a bitch. Spine crushed by Billy.
• Wayne: Hates horror movies. Punched to death. HA HA!
• Howard: Runs the drive in and is Billy's real father. Killed with a hammer.
• Neil: Fran's assistant or something like that. Stabbed.
• Max: Billy's babysitter. Gay as can be. Killed when he falls into a bathtub.
• Mitch: Irritating movie goer. Stabbed.
• Adrianne: Sluty girl. Strangled with speaker wire.
• Jose: Local drug dealer who gets burned and beaten to death on a steering wheel.
• Roxie: Pudgy girl who sponcers the T&A for the movie. Stabbed.
• Rhonda: Black chic who is killed by a fire extinguisher.
• Ed: Rhonda's man, who is also black. Oddly he disappears halfway through, never to reappear. Not even for a death scene.
• Sandy: Snack counter girl who gets her face boiled in nacho cheese.
• Ellen: Some random chic who dies when Billy touches her. Very odd.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 12
• Weapons Used: Dinnerwear, a mop,a sign, a knife, a fire extinguisher, string, a car lighter, a steering wheel, a merry-go-round, speaker wire, nacho cheese, a car door, a chair, a hammer, a apatchula, and electricity.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: Too many to count. these people are really stupid.
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thought and Things Learned

• If I watched Troma films all of my life, I'd be messed up too!
• Swing sets are good places to pick up chics.
• 911 operators are really stupid.
• Nacho chesse can be leathal.