Evil Laugh

Very cheesy movie about a group of younge doctors who are leaseing a house for the weekend. Of course the house has a deadly past and soon, someone starts doing a little operating of their own on the guests. Like I said a very cheesy movie complete with bad music and eighties music and hair. It actually had some interseting characters and gore. Bad acting though. It you like the slashed scene, then check it out. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Connie: The good girl of the movie. She's also a doctor of sorts. My doctor never looked like her. She flips out at the very end.
• Johnny: Confrontational guy. Maybe becuase he pisses or people sometimes. Head cooked in a microwave.
• Sammy: Rich friend with a spanking fettish. Sliced with a machete.
• Tina: Blonde ditz who has to be the easiest kill in a horror movie ever. She askes the killer to strangle her, and it does.
• Barney: Horror movie expert. Think Randy from 'Scream.' Freaks out becuse he knows his friends are becoming horror cliches and dieing. Stabbed at the very end.
• Mark: Likes to eat cow balls. Axe to the head.
• Mr. Burns: The real estate agent for the hose. Stabbed.
• Betty: Preppy rich girlfriend of Sammy. Stabbed off screen.
• Sadie: Mr. Burns wife, who is kind of a bitch. Killed.
• Jerry: The would-be host of the party who gets killed early on.
• Chief Cash: Fat cop who gets his throat slit.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 12
• Weapons Used: A knife, a drill, a machete, an axe, a hammer, a microwave, a gun, a pipe, and a towel.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Pop-up bodies: 3
• Evil Laughs: 8
• Cars unable to start: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Pissing on someone WILL make them mad.
• Cleaning to 80's music is funny to watch.
• Microwaves can work with the door open.
• Rashes will not turn women on.