Fatal Pulse

Young women begin to pop up dead all over campus, and of course the wrong man is accused. This is a pretty dull slasher flick with no real creativity or memorable sceens. There was a constant thunderstorm throught the movie that never produced rain, and a lot of one dimentional characters. Not much gore either. In fact the one thing this movie had plenty of was breast shots. It was almost more than the body count itself. Skip it. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Lisa: You know shs'e the heroine because you never see her boobs.
• Jeff: Squinty-eyed boyfriend/ex-boyfriend of Lisa's.
• Ernie: Owner of the house and a war vet of some kind. He's a little nuts too.
• Professor Caldwell: Teacher at the local college, who is dieing of some disease. Tries to cure himself, but it makes him go nuts and kills people, mainly topless girls.
• Brad: Ex-friend of Jeff's and a jealous asshole. Has hair like he stuck a fork into a toaster.
• Mark: Jeff's best friend who is also a pothead. For some reason there's this annoyinh 'BOING' noise that goes off everytime he enters the room. Also, he thinks he's some kind of superhero named Captain Marvelous. Quite a character.
• Stephanie: The first kill for the movie.
• Carol: Lives at the house and gets her throat slit with a record.
• Shiela: Girl who get's drowned in a bathtub.
• Karen: Bitch of the movie. Death by plaster.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A stocking, a record, electricity, plaster, a pipe, and a gun.
• Breast Shots: 6
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 5
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• When being chased by a killer, it's never a good idea to abandon the saftey of the street in broad daylight for a dark attic.
• Captain Marvelous to the rescue!
• Will this 'thunderstorm' ever produce rain?!