Final Exam

What a plotless piece of crap. It's all about college kids getting killed off at random with no explanation or motive. The killer was just some random guy, who didn't have a name, personality, or even any lines. The deaths were boreing and unoriginal too. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Courtney: The heroine of the film, because she killed the killer.
• Radish: Nerd guy who gets picked on a lot. Killed.
• Wildman: Idiot frat boy. Strangled.
• Lisa: Flirt girl. Stabbed.
• Janet: Pulled off screen and presumed dead.
• Mark: Frat leader guy. Killed.
• Gary: Pledge who gets strapped to a tree in his underwear, making him easy to stab.
• Sheriff: Hick cop.
• Mitch: Nice old security gaurd, who is killed.
• Coach: Stabbed with his own arrow.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 11
• Weapons Used: A knife, exercise equipment, an arrow and a 2X4.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Pop-up bodies: 5

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Where is this 'The Big City' I always hear so much about?
• Favorite Quote: "I'm still happy, I'm just depressed." -Janet
• Bows are really terrible weapons.