Final Examination

A serial killer is picking off a small group of friends who are in Hawaii for a photo shoot. But before they die, they all get naked! Whoo hoo! Not to be confused with Final Exam, which is also a piece of crap, this one is more or less a soft core porno, with a decent level of quality. That means it had a slightly larger budget. The acting sucked, and the death scenes were very dull. A decent but almost cheesy twist at the end amde it somewhat intresting. 2 out of 5.

Characters

Shane: Cop who is forced to transfer to Hawaii to cool off and relax or something like that. Soon is after a serial killer who is offing a small group of ex-sorority girls.
Julie: Shane's new attractive partner, who has the hots for him for some reason.
Taylor: Photographer who is assigned to take pictures of teh girls. Also has the hots for Shane. Can someone explain this to me? Shot.
Kristen: The leader of the sorority girls and queen bitch. She manages to live! What the hell?
Megan: The kind hearted slut of the group who also lives.
Amanda: Another of the friends. I think she has like two lines before she gets drowned.
Terri: Blond chick who likes to take long hot showers before she swims. Strangled.
Professor Andrews: One of those old men who sleep with their students. Killed one of them years ago and is eventually caught. Shot.
William: Terri's boyfriend who is a bit of a man slut himself. Stabbed.
Derek: Slezzey owner of thje magizine who is doing the photo shoot, and is also a prime suspect. Killed.
Fergusson: The Local coroner and a general smartass.
Miss Pratt: Bitchy hotel manager who tries to keep the murders on the low down.

The Totals

Body Count: 7
Weapons Used: Cars, guns, a rope, water, and a knife.
Breast Shots: 6! The mother load!
Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
Thunderstorms: 0
Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

Car chases cause the weather to change.
One of those terrible 'hot naked girl is giving me head' nightmares, huh?