Fire in the Sky

I rented this movie because I heard that it was the scariest alien movie of all time. I was very disappointed. A logger gets abducted and the ones left behind are suspected of killing him. The movie is mostly about an investigator trying to prove that Travis is dead, and not abducted. It was pretty DULL. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Mike: A logger who witnesses his friend being abducted by aliens.
• Travis: The guy that gets abducted. Gets really freaked out, but is returned.
• Allan: Drifter who is suspected of killing Travis.
• David, Gregory, & Bobby: The other loggers who witnessed the abduction.
• Frank: Investigator who doesn't believe the whole alien abduction story.
• Dana: Travis's woman. Put through a lot of stress, and haveing a probed boyfriend doesn't help.
• Blake: Sheriff of the town.
• Katie: Mike's wife.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 0
• Weapons Used: NONE.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Tabloids are a good source for information.
• Drifters are always good suspects.
• Pancake syrup freaks out alien abducties.
• Kicking an alien in the head will really piss it off.