Flesh Eating Mothers

If you're planning on watching this movie, you pretty much know what you're gonna get. Cheese, and lots of it. I thought this movie was hilarious, and for the most part delivered pretty well. There was a decent body count, and amount gore. I would have liked to see a few more of those stupid teens munched on, and the ending was kind of corny. Check this puppy out if you're looking for a laught, or love bad movies. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Jeff: Guy who has an abusive step-father.
• Linda: Realizes her father is a man-whore who spreads the cannibal disease around town.
• Rinaldi: Punk guy who wears a bandana. And you know he's trouble, cause only trouble makers wear bandanas.
• Joyce: Fat chic.
• Timmy: Mamma's boy who tries to kill the mothers.
• Roddy: The man-slut who infects half a dozen mothers with the cannibal virus. Chomped.
• Dr. Lee Grouly: Doctor who helps create a cure for the virus. He's a tiny, tiny man.
• Frankie: Idiot ice cream truck driver. Chomped.
• Cylde: Cop who is framed for a few murders. Shot.
• Commissioner Dixon: Covers up the virus thing intil the end.
• The Mothers: Get infected with an STD which turns them into cannibals. Most of them get cured. What a cop-out.

The Totals

• Body Count: 14
• Weapons Used: Guns.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Too many sarcastic remarks... head... going ....to.... EXPLODE!
• It's never a good sign when the same name pops up six times in the opening credits.
• Cannibals are really ugly.
• I'd get pissed at my mom if she ate my date too.
• Ice cream truck drivers are not too smart.
• Mothers are whores.