Freddy vs Jason
The main event has arrived. Freddy revives Jason to kill a few Elm Street kids so that they don't forget ol Freddy, and therefore he has power again. But soon they start stepping on each other's toes, and the fight begins. I've waited four long years for this to finaly take place. There were many places this movie could have gone wrong, and ended up being a cheesy piece of dung... but I found it really entertaining. I'm not just saying that because I'm a fan, but rather because the effects, the gore, and characters were all up to par. The battels between the monsters were pretty even, and was a well rounded bout. Go ahead and check it out, fan ot not. 4 out of 5.
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Characters:
- Freddy Krueger: The dream demon wants to rise again, but needs someone to help the kids remember him.
- Jason Voorhees: Awaken by Freddy to kill the Elm Street kids.
- Lori: Chick who has lots of psychos in her life.
- Kia: Lori's best friend who is kinda vain and wants plastic surgury done. Sliced by Jason.
- Will: Lori's old boyfriend who was sent way to the crazy house. Returns to protect Lori.
- Blake: Idot teen guy who gets sliced in half by Jason.
- Mark: Will's friend who escapes the looney bin also. Falls asleep and gets burned by Freddy.
- Deputy Scott Stubbs: Cop who realizes that Jason is the one killing everyone and tries to help the kids stop him. Electrocuted by Jason.
- Charlie: Nerdy kid who has the hots for Lori but always gets blown off, but nicely. Ends up being the hero type by gets impaled anyway.
- Gibb: Friend of Lori's who smokes and drinks a lot. She falls asleep and gets impaled on a pole by Jason.
- Trey: Gibb's asshole boyfriend who is the first to go. Gets stabbed a bunch of times, but never drops his beer!
- Freeburg: Stoner kid who sees a giant worm with Freddy's head on it after he smokes. Gets sliced in half by Jason.
The Totals:
- Body Count: 19. (Jason:18, Freddy: 1)
- Weapons Used: A machete, Freddy's glove, a pole, fire, Everclear, drugs, a gun, water, lots of construction stuff.
- Breast Shots: 2, PLUS one in a magazine, and one dead chick.
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
- Thunderstorms: 3
- Explotions: 1
Random Thoughts and Things Learned
- Never follow you dead boyfriend through a cornfield.
- If you see blood seeping through the bottom of the door, don't open it.
- Freddy is one sarcastic bastard.
