Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th is one of the all-time ground breaking slasher flicks of all times. A common misconception is that Jason is the killer in the film, but it is actually his mother, Mrs. Voorhees. Jason debuts in the sequel. Another misconception is that Jason used a chainsaw. He never used one in his first 9 films, and I doubt if he will in his 10th. I would give this film a 4 out of 5.

Characters

• Alice: Heroine of the film. Kinda plain.
• Steve: Owner of the camp, and runs it. Presumed stabbed.
• Annie. Likes animals, kids, and hitchhiking with serial killers. Throat slit in the woods.
• Ralph: Loonie 'Prophet of Doom.' A newage sooth sayer.
• Marcie: Afraid of storms. Axe to he head.
• Brenda: Counselor. Killed by methods unknown.
• Bill: Counselor and killer of snakes. Arrows to the eye, neck, stomach and groin. Ouch!
• Jack: Kevin Bacon! Arrow (I think) pushed through the neck.
• Ned: Prankster, and all-around Jackass. Throat slit.
• Mrs. Voorhees: Rage-repressing mother who seeks vengence for her son who drowned 2 years earlier.

The Totals

• Body count: 10
• Weapons used: Knife, axe, arrows, and machete.
• Random Breast Shots: 1/2. Don't blink!
• Moments where charactersare mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts

• Cardboard boxes make terrible weapons for self-defence.
• Is that banjo music those kids are listening to?
• Thats suppose to be lightning?
• Strip Monopoly?! Alright! I'm liking that game better already!
• Rain makes 2 out of 3 cars die.