Friday the 13th Part 4, The Final Chapter

The Final Chapter.... yeah, right. It's not even the middle chapter! Is Crystal lake the place that all teens go to party or something? I mean what did these people do to piss off their travel agent?! DAMN! 'Yes, I know the perfect place for your summer vaction. A remote cabin at a place called Crystal Lake. A full week of sun, fun, and bloody massacures!' One thing about this movie is that a lot of creative weapons are used (see below) by Jason, and on Jason. In this movie, I was pretty much rooting for Jason to kill them all. All of these people need some serious therapy.

Characters

• Trish: Heroine of the film. Devoted sister and daughter.
• Rod: Brother of one of Jason's victoms form Part 2. Killed by a hammer and a gardening tool.
• Tommy: Demented boy. Brother of Trish that needs serious therapy. I repeat NEEDS THERAPY!
• Mrs. Jarvis: Mother of Tommy and Trish. Disappered and pesumed dead.
• Sara: Tries to be more promiscuos, and Doug obliges. Killed by a flying ax through a door.
• Doug: Sings lousily. Head crushed.
• Ted: For being such an expert in women, he sure srtikes out a lot. Killed thankfully by Jason.
• Jimmy: Kind of a dork. Corkscrew to the hand and butcher knife to the head.
• Paul: Wears a blue cap eveywhere, even swimming!Harpooned through the groin.
• Samantha: Tries to make her boyfriend jealous by swimming. Whatever. Stabbed.
• Tina: Sleeps with Jimmy out of desperation. Thrown from window onto station wagon.
• Terrie: Tina's twin sister.Impaled on a stick.
• Axel: Creepy morgue guy. I suspect he's a necropheliac. Head sawed off.
• Nurse Morgan: Overstressed nurse. Gutted like a fish.
• Random hitch hiker: Stabbed.

The Totals

• Body count: 14
• Weapons used: Saw, knife, harpoon gun, corkscrew, butcher knife, gravity, station wagon, an ax, a gardening tool, hammer, and a TV. And of course... a machete.
• Random Breast Shot: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts

• Where did these people learn to dance?
• Why do all the leading men in these movies wear flanel?
• Why does Ted find that film so funny?
• Did that dog just jump out of that window thats 2 stories high?
• Doesn't anyone wonder what happened to the mother?