Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood

Jason, back, and this time he's not the only freak at the Lake. A girl names Tina has telekinesis powers and can move things with her mind. Imagine Carrie vs Jason if you would. Tina has some emotional problems surrounding the death of her father, so her doctor, her mother and her take a weekend trip the the house where she grew up at. The house is in the woods, and the only neighbors are a bunch of teens next door, and we all know they wont be much help. Fourteen characters are dismissed thoughout the film until Tina quares off against Jason. This one is kinda corny, but still quite entertaining. I give it a 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Tina: Girl with telekinesis (she can move stuff with her mind). Think 'Carrie'
• Dr. Cruse: Manipulated Tina for his oun research. Killed with the WEED-EATER FROM HELL!
• Nick: The male lead of the movie. Wears a lot of denim.
• Mrs. Sheaperds: Tinas mom. Killed with some sort of gardening tool
• Michael: The b-day boy. Killed before he even gets to his own party. Killed with a spike.
• Jane: Michaels' girlfriend. Also killed with a spike.
• Russ: Preppy rich kid. Axe to the head.
• Sandra: Russ'es girlfriend. Drowned.
• Melissa: BITCh! Axe to the face.
• Dan: Camper. Gets Jason's hand shoved through him AND gets his neck broken!
• Dan's girlfriend (no name): Beaten against a tree while iside her own sleeping bag.
• Ben: Party-goer. Kate's man. They make a cute couple, but fight a lot. Head smashed.
• Kate: Toy horn to the eye.
• Robin: Has a crush on David. Choke-slammed from a window.
• David: Pothead. Knife to chest.
• Eddie: Sci-fi geek that looks a like like a younge Quinten Tarenteno. Machete to neck.
• Mattie: Needed a make-over. Reaper to the neck.

The Totals

• Body Count 15
• Weaons Used: A spike, a tree, Jason's bare hands, an ax, a mass body of water, a reaper, a toy horn, a knife, machete, some kind of gardening tool, power lines, roots, a mud puddle, a sofa, a severed head, a potted plant, a front porch, a light fixture, a staircase, Jason's mask, a sleeping bag, a wire,nails,gasoline, fire, an expolding house, 3 shots from a pistol a point-blank range, and a resurrected father from beyond the grave. Oh yeah... and The WEED-EATER FROM HELL!!
• Random Breast Shot: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 1

Notes:

• Why are they walking through the woods? Weren't they just on the road? I hate stupid people.
• Just once I'd like to see a Friday movie where noone has any car problems!
• Jason makes the BEST entrances of all time! Fuck the door, I'll just fly through the window!
• Poor Jason gets his ass kicked BIG TIME at the end. It tookpower lines, roots, a mud puddle, a sofa, a severed head, a potted plant, a front porch, a light fixture, a staircase, Jason's own mask, a wire, nails, gasoline, fire, an expolding house, 3 shots from a pistol a point-blank range, and a resurrected father from beyond the grave to kill him!