Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan

I can only imagine what you're thinking by this title. And to answer you question, yes, it is as corny as it sounds. Jason in New york is a good idea, but he's only in the city for like 20 minuets. The rest of the movie takes place on a boat. All right, here's the scoop; a bunch of graduating seniors from Crystal Lake take a voyage to New York, and Jason tags along. Only 5 people actually make it to the city. I guess it is a fresh idea to give the series a little variety, but it's kinda odd. It was more funny than scary. I give it a 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Nennie: Like everyother star of the series, she has some past trauma.
• Sean: Son of the Admiral. A dashing young man.
• Principal Charles: The cause of Nennie's trauma. He's her uncle or something.
• Mrs. Deusen: Nennie's teacher, and who she turns to for emotional support.
• Jimmy: Nice fro man. Haproon gun scoops out his large intestine.
• Suzzie: Nice hiding spot genius. Harpooned with great ease.
• Admiral: Captain of the voyage. Over-demanding father of Sean. Throat cut.
• JJ: Metal girl who likes to play her guitar a lot. Jason smashes it over her head.
• Tamera: Bitch. Stabbed with broken mirror glass.
• Wayne: Film student, who has the hots (ha ha, a pun) for Tamera
• Eva: Tamera's tag-along. Choked to death after spinning in circles for 30 seconds. What was up with that?
• Julius: A good boxer. Punches Jason 56 times. Jason takes his head off with one swing.
• Another boxer: No name. Sauna rock to the chest.
• Mr. Carlson: Ship hand. Harpoones.
• Ship hand: Preaches about Jason. No one listens. Surprise. Axe to the back.
• 4 students drowned, on was impaled on a pole, and one was accidently shot.
• Gang-banger 1: Needle to the back. It filled him.
• Gang-Banger 2: Head to steam-pipe.
• Cop: Presumed very dead.
• Sewer Worker: Wrench to the head.
• Toby: The dog that was smarter that 24 of the people in this film, and lived to the end.

The Totals

• Body Count: 24
• Weapons: Harpoon. Harpoon gun,Stephen King's pen, a guitar, sauna rock, a mirror, a control panel, a pistol. axx machete, hyperdermic needel, a steam pipe, a cop car filthy barrel water, subway tracks, a wrench, acid, chemical waste
• Random Breast Shots: 1.5.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 4
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts

• If the opening music is any indication of how good this movie is going to be, then, we're in for a long 96 minuets!
• Does Jason ever decay?!
• Jason likes to watch? Freak.
• The name of the ship is Lazarus? Kinda ironic.
• Gee... I wonder what decade this movie was made in...
• I like her biology project.
• Jason to the rescue!