Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
Jason is lured into a set-up by the poilice, and is blown to shreds in the first five minuets. After that, things start to get wird. Apperently, Jason has the abilty to jump from body to body until he can be reborn from a Voorhees again. Bullshit. I hate it when some director, or script writer gets the idea that they're going to try to put a new radical twist on a classic idea, or movie. I didn't really care for this movie because of that reason. And they also throw in this baby from out of no where. Is the baby really needed? Most of the characters in here are one-dimentional, and we only really get to know 1 or 2 characters. There are a few small redeeming qualities to the film though. I like all of the propts from other movie, like the Necronomicon from Evil Dead, the crate from Creepshow, and metioning the 'Meyer's place.' The ending was great. Freddy's glove came up and pulled Jason's mask down. As far as special effects go, the melting bodies were cool, but the puppets were lame. I give this film a 1.5 out of 5, and thats being kind.
Characters
- Steven: Father of Jessica's baby, and the hero.
- Jessica: Jason is her uncle.
- Diana: Jessica's mother, and Jason's sister. Stabbed by Jason.
- Duke: Bounty hunter out to get Jason for a bounty of $500,000. Cool Guy. Bear hugged to death.
- Vicki: Waitress at local diner. Friend of family. Head squished.
- Robet Campbell: Jessics's boyfriend. Stars on an 'America's Most Wanted
- Joanne: Fat lady that own's the diner. Teeth punched in.
- Pookey: Really short guy that works at the diner. he is deep-fried and then grilled. Seriously.
- Ward: Also works at Diner. Jason rips him a new one.
- Officer Randy: Stevens friend. possesed by Jason.
- Josh: An officer possesed by Jason.
- Edna: Josh's girl. head smashed in car door.
- Alexis: Camper. Sliced with a scalpel.
- Deborah: Camper sliced in half by a fencepost (see pic)
- Luke: Another camper. Presumed dead.
- Phil: Doctor who eats Jason's heart.... for some reason.
- Doctor: Mocks Jason's corpse. bad idea. Probed to death.
- Agent marcus: Set up Jason and lived.
- Cops and unlucky extras: All dead.
The Totals
- Body Count: 28
- Weapons used: Every kind of gun imaginable, explosives, a probe, scalple, fence post, knife, fire-poker, car door, metal rod, dagger, shovel, rake, wooden handle, monkey bars, and a machete.
- Random Breast Shots: 3 Woo-hoo!
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
- Ominous thunderstorms: 1
- Explosions: 1
Random Thoughts
- What? Jasons dead?! The movie just started!
- Is he eating Jason's heart?
- I hope all of these people die.
- Die you John Walsh wanna be!
- Finally! The REAL Jason is back!
- Jason X had better be better than this.