My Favorite Things

Charlie and Peter are back to fight the sister vampire of the one they slayed in the first flick. I'm not sure what it was about this movie, but I didn't really get into it. I really dug the cool 'posse' that the main vampire had. They were pretty entertianing, but I guess there wasn't anything exciting in the movie to bump it up a notch. It sucked in the way sequels do. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Charlie: Boy from the first movie who doesn't believe in vampires anymore... oh wait, he does again.
• Peter Vincent: A TV vampire hunter and friend of Charlies. Gets fired and replaced by a real vampire. I hope the irony wasn't lost on him.
• Alex: Charlies new chic. Puts up with a lot of his shit, even the whole vampire killer thing.
• Regine: The new vampire in town, and she brought a posse. She's also the sister of the vampire they killed in the first movie.
• Louie: Vampire/werewolf thing. Hit's on Alex, but gets steaked and falls to his death.
• Belle: Ugly vampire chic with an attitude. Gets melted in a holy blanket.
• Bocworth: The strong and silent type. He's also a vampire thing who likes to eat bugs. Stomach slashed open.
• Richie: Friend of Charlie's who gets chomped and turned into a vampire. Then steaked.
• Dr. Harrison: Charlie's shrink who convinces him there are no such things as vampires. He himself is a vampire. Impaled on a log by Alex.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A cross, a book case, roses, a log, a mop bucket, a mop, a steak, a blanket, and sunlight.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Bowling vampires: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Vampire on roller skates!
• Why do beautiful girls always have ugly friends?
• Vampires can control railroad signs.
• Never mock the Fearless Vampire Killer!