Frogs

Yeah, Frogs. Killer frogs. But the weird thing is that even though the entire movie focuses around the frogs they only kill one person at the very end. The rest of the killers are turtles, birds, spiders, lizards, snakes and alligators. It's a cheesy movie and the death scenes were pretty terrible. It's alright to watch once, but it's not as entertaining as you might think. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Pickett: Nature photographer that gets marooned on an island with a rich family and the most aggressive lizzards I've ever seen.
• Karen: Daddy's girl who likes Pickette.
• Jason: The father/grandfather of the family. Stubborn as hell. Gets jumped on by frogs... and I guess dies from it.
• Clint: Alcoholic guy who is pulled underwater by a snake? Oooook....
• Jenny: Clint's bitchy wife. I guess she was killed by a turtle.
• Michael: Shoots himself in the leg, makeing it really easy for spiders to cover him in grass. Wait, is that suppose to be web?
• Bella: Model who tries to get the hell off the island when people start to die. Fate unknown.
• Kenneth: Another photographer. Killed by bottles of poison that lizards pushed to the ground.
• Stuart: Older man who is a whipping boy for Jason. Eaten by a gator.
• Iris: Butterfly collector. Bitten by snakes.
• Charles & Maybelle: Family servants who also leave the island. fate unknown.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: Pillows and guns.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Dead phone lines: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• A trail of dead animals is a bad sign.
• Poison is kept in greenhouses.
• Butterfly collecting is a dnagerous hobby.
• What? All of the black people want to leave? I wonder why?
• How the hell can a canoe snag?