From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
I think that the movie would have been a lot better if they had kept Bruce Campbell in it. At first, I really dug the cool camera angles, but after a while, some of them just got annoying. I was trying to tell if this was a sequel or a prequel to the part one. I think it's a prequel. because one of the vampires in it had died in the firat one. The main problem with this film, is that it didn't have the edge that the first one did. The first one started as a drama/action movie about bank robbers and half way through, it erupted into a horror movie about vampires. You can't get that kind of shocking turn in a sequel. If you're a diehard fan of the first, then pick this one up, otherwise, skip it. 2.5 out of 5.
Characters
- Buck: Rank robber who gets caught up in a vamprire inserection.
- Odis: Sheriff who is after Buck and his gang. Ends up siding with Buck to fight the vampires.
- Luther: Buck's friend who busys out of jail and puts together a bamk robbery. Chomped and impaled.
- CW: Rodeo clown who helps crack the safe for the gang. Chomped and impaled.
- Ray Bob: Idiot of the gang. Chomped and burned by sunlight.
- Jesus: Member of the gang. Chomped and implaed.
- Random Slut:: Gets attacked by a bat for like 5 minuets, and can't figure out how go climb out of the tub. Chomped and head sliced off.
- Hotel clerk: Face sliced by a fan.
- Barry: Bruce Campbell! Sadly only in the movie for 2 minuets. Actor in a movie in the movie. Confussed?
The Totals
- Body Count: 13 Plus hordes of cops.
- Weapons Used: A shoe, a jeep, a disco ball, a mirror, a fan, guns, a parking meter, a ploe, and a knife.
- Random Breast Shot: 1
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
- Ominous thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: 4
- Moral of the story: Greed is the root of all evil.
Random Thoughts and Things Learned
- Elevators are held by one cable.
- Pornos don't have nudity.
- Bathtubs are deathtraps.
- The Red Cross responds to bank robberies.
- Solar eclipses last hours.