Funland

How the hell did they decide this was a horror movie? There is only one real death in the entire movie and that was at the very end. There were no horror aspects except for maybe a clown has an identity crisis and decides to get even, but doesn't do anything. With that all aside, this was a very dull, uninteresting movie, and they knew it. In fact they added another overlapping story with pointles characters to try to keep it interesting... but still failed. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Bruce Burger: Clown at the local teme park. He goes kinda nuts toward the end. Not in a cool killing spree kind of way, but in a dull I'm a boreing clown sort of way.
• Mike: Manager of Funland. Gets pushed around a lot.
• Angus: Owner of the park who kills killed by the mob. But that doesn't stop his ghost from giving Bruce advice!
• Mario: The evil mobster that buys Funland. With a name like Mario he has to be evil... or a Nintendo character.
• Larry: the muscle for the mob. Shot by Bruce on accident. This is the only on screen death in the movie.
• Kristin: brown noser board memebr for Funalnd.
• Chad: The coorporate Bruce Burger. Stuck up actor type.
• Doug, Denise, Chip, and others: All pointless characters who have NOTHING to do with the main story.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 2
• Weapons Used: A gun.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Theres a reason clowns don't give ulogies.
• Wax statues and ghosts are good sourses for advice.
• The best way to unlock a car door is to shoot it three times.
• Rednecks and crossdressers don't mesh well.
• Were those KKK members in the background?!