Garden of the dead

I guess my question is where is the damn garden?! The movie is about a group of convicts who ihhale formaldehyde and then get killed while trying to escape. They rise again and return to the prison. The end was kind of lack-luster, but who says every movie needs a big explosion or twist? It was a simple movie, and not that bad. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Paul: Convict with a heart of gold who gets stabbed early on, but lives.
• Carol: Paul's woman who works at a local diner. The zombies seem to like her for some reason. She is rather hot.
• Bratic: Leader of the 'bad convicts.' Becomes the leader of the 'undead convicts.'
• Warden: Runs the 'prison' and is generally a hard-ass. Killed witth a pick axe.
• Doctor: Gues what his job is. He's also pretty handy with a shotgun.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 21
• Weapons Used: A knife, guns, pick axes, shovels, an axe, and light.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Prison fences are made of loose wire and 2X4s.
• Ford engines are really easy to disable.
• Trees are death traps for zombies.
• Gaurds have really slow reflexes.
• Putting humans in middle of zombie-killing light will creat a game of zombie Hokie Pokie!