Ghoulies

Eck. Thats the first word that comes to mind as I sit and ponder this film. It looked like it had real potential, but alas, I was let down. The puppets looked weak, and were a disappointment. The movie started slow, and stayed that way. The deaths of Jon's friends, were uncreative, and lackluster. Chomp, chomp... chomp.. zzzzzzzz. With the exception of Jon and Rebecca, none of the characters were developed very well either. And it broke what I consider to be a cardnial sin of horror movies: It resurrected everyone that died! Doesn't that just give you a warm-fuzzy feeling iside? Eck. I deem this movie a 1 out of 5.

Characters

• Jonathon: Inhertits an old mansion from his parents, and starts practicing majic.
• Rebecca: Jon's girlfriend. A little uptight about the whole
• Dick: Your typical beer-drinking idiot. Strangled with a tounge.
• Robin: Chomped
• Donna: Chomped
• Mike: Very dead
• Eddie: Fodder.
• Mark: Eaten by green puppets.
• Grizzel: Midget summoned to help Jon.
• Greedigut: The other midget.
• Green puppets: Kinda ugly. Seem to be some kind of aquatic puppets
• Brown Fuzzy Puppets: Even uglier than the green ones.
• Evil Clown Puppet: Creepy.
• Wolfgang: Old man that watched over Jon. Evaprorated.
• Jons Undead Dad: Not too happy to see him. Evaporated.

The Totals

• Body Count: 10 Kinda (see top)
• Weapons used: majic, a 6 foot tounge, ugly puppets, dwarfs, evil toy clowns.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 4
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts

• He's suppose to be 18?
• Those must be Jim Henson rejects puppets.
• I hate people whom wear sunglasses inside, and at night.
• He just got all of his friends killed. What a guy!
• Huh?