Ghoulies II

Much better than the original, but yet not a great movie. This film seemed to have more to it. Maybe the story was more intresting, or the acting was better, or maybe anything looks great compared to crap. The Ghoulie evil puppets make their return, this time at a carnival to raise hell. I guess the thing I don't understand is how 4 really small creatures can be so deadly. I mean just pick them up and put them in a box or something. Or step on them. The Jim Henson rejected puppets even start giving eachother high-fives. Whatever. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Larry: Wants to learn magic.
• Uncle Ned: Old magician. Alcoholic old man. Electrocuted.
• Sir Nigel Penneyweight: Short little guy, that imagins himself a grat actor.
• P. Hardin: Sent by the company to audit the carnival. Chomped through his ass.
• Nicole: Tight-rope walker. Has a fear of hights. Ironic, huh?
• Dixie: Belly dancer.
• Bobby: Carries a boombox around everywhere.
• Teddy & Alice: Get pasted together by ghoulie spit.
• Merle: Kind of the pick-on guy in the group. Mummified.
• Eddie & Leo: Annoying little kids.
• Patty: Chomped while searching for her cat.
• Bozo: Take a guess what his profession is. Chomped on.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: Toxic Waste, evil puppets, a razor blade, a knife, electricity, bumper cars, carnival rides, a giant puppet, and an explosive.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts

• 'Satan's Den?' Doesn't that put a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart?
• Toxic waste makes ugly puppets multiply.
• Did those ghoulies really just give each other a high five?