Ghoulies III: Goulies go to College

Before I start, see that geeky guy with glasses in the back? That's Matthew Lillard. As much as I hate to admit it, I kinda liked this movie. At least it was better than the first two. It had a better story, better effects, and more character than the first two combined. A professor summons the ghoulies to take vengence upon his students for all of the pranks they pulled on him. So they rise from hell (or is it a septic tank?) an raise havok on the campus. I did have a few problems with it. The kids acted like they were in high school rather than in college. And the fact that they could take made them seem les deadly, but made it a lot more bareable to watch. The death toll was also very small compared to the amount of diposable characters they had. I give this one a 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Skip: Frat guy that loves pulling pranks.
• Erin: Skips kinda-girlfriend. Likes the dustbuster. Hee hee.
• Jeremy: Evil rival frat guy. Tries to steal Erin.
• Professor Ragnar: Calls forth the Goulies to carry out his will on pesky students. Turned into a monster and sucked down a taoilet.
• Officer Barcus: Campus security gaurd that drives a golf cart. He calls it Betty. Weird guy.
• Veronica: Has an exercise machine fetish. Killed with a plunger... I guess.
• Wes: veronica's guy. Like comics. Flushed down a toilet.
• Miss Boggs: Librarian. Alergic to Ghoulies. Strangled with her own tounge.
• Mookie: Skips best friend.
• Geeky Guy That Has No Real Lines And Just Stands In the Background: That's Matthew Lillard.

The Totals

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A comic book, a demonic toilet, a mop bucket, a toilet bowl brush, an axe, pillows, a plunger, coffee, a stamper, a bomb, a bookcase, and glue.
• Random Breast Shot: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Doors made out of cardboard: 4

Random Thoughts

• The college is encouraging prank week? Sure.
• If I never wanted someone to find a comic book, I'd destroy it, not hide it in a hollow wall.
• They can talk now? And they have a 3 stooges act?
• This is getting old fast.
• A toilet can flush a human with ease.
• Puppets can become alcoholics.
• Ghoulies like to go on panty raids.
• College girls like to attack enemies topless.