Girlfriend From Hell

While at a party, a geekish girl gets possessed by the devil. She then turns her date and the other party guests into a pile of skeletons. This was as much of a comedy as it was horror... or at least it came off that waw. That chic was loud, obnoxious, rude. She burped out loud, told everyone off, and dressed like a whore... and I kinda liked her. Funny movie. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Maggie: Geek girl who applys make-up like a drunk whore. Gets possessed by the devil and starts seducing and killing party guests.
• Chaser: Intergalatic bounty hunter who is after the devil, who is a formr lover of his. He also invented the condom.
• Diane: Maggie's friend and heroine of the flick.
• David: Diane's man who disappears and then reappears. Yeah.
• Carl: Nervous guy who gets fixed up with Maggie... who is possessed by the devil. And I thought I had women problems. Killed by sex. What a way to go!
• Rocco: The birthday boy himself. Hates balloons for some reason. Killed by sex.
• Freda: Religous chic. Hits the devil with a bible, which really pisses her off. She gets shrunk and put in a fish bowl.
• Alice: Rocco's woman who beats him alot. Fried.
• Teddy: Religous dude. Also killed by sex.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 4...and 0.
• Weapons Used: A ray-gun, a rocket launcher, a lobster, sex, a cake, a hockey stick, a vase, a Bible, and a door.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 1
• Man-beating women: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Fathers give really bad dateing advice.
• Is that a snake in your pants? Oh, it is.
• If you've been fighting for hundreds of years, maybe it's time for a new weapon.
• Sister Franks and Sister Beans?
• Nun with rocket launcher!
• I have to admit... I kinda like her.
• Cleopatra was elected queen of Rome.
• Other planets look a lot like Arizona.
• God takes polaroids.