Halloween III: The Season of the Witch

I think I can sum most of this movie up with one of it's own quotes. Dan asks the bartender "Don't you have any Halloween spirit?" The bartender responded "No." Years ago, when I first saw this movie years ago, I was wondering just when in the hell Michael Meyers was going to show up. After a while I gave up. This is a pretty terrible movie. The plot was sketchy, and there was little character development. The story was that a company was creating masks from Stonehenge (don't ask) that makes the person wearing it melt into bugs and snakes. There you have it. Do you still want to know more? The whole purpose of this is to pull a prank! At one point in the movie, one of the characters is turned into an android somehow. A bad bad movie. Maybe I'm being hard on this movie because I feel suckered, but do you blame me? If they wanted to venture off and make another movie, fine, but come up with a different title. Name it 'Crap on a Stick' for all I care. Bottom Line: If one of your friends tells you they rented Halloween 3, punch them in the face, and burn the movie. 0 out of 5.

Characters

• Dan Challis: Doctor at the local hospital. Stumbles into the whole mystery.
• Ellie Grimbridge: Daught out to discover why her father was murdered. Replaced with an android, and presumed dead.
• Mr. Cochran: Runs the company that makes the deadly masks.
• Buddy: Company's top salesman. He dresses like a salesman too. Biten by a snake.
• Betty: Buddies wife. Presumed dead.
• Buddy Jr.: Annoying little brat. Head zapped and turned into bugs and snakes.
• Teddy: A friend of Dan's. She works at the morgue. Drill to the head.
• Henry Grimbridge: Ellie's dad. Eyes goudged out.
• Linda: Dan's ex-wife. Yells a lot.
• Homeless Man: Head crushed after obsinities
• Marge: Saleslady for the company. Zapped by the mask.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A car, a mask, androids, and a tire iron.
• Random Breast Shot: 1/2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 2
• Annoying commercials: 14

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Come on! That car was rolling about 1 mph!
• Doctors can't run very fast.
• That commercial is starting to get on my nerves.
• It's a good thing she packed that sexy lingerie on a mission to discover why her father died.
• All scientists have to wear white lab coats at all times, even if hacking away at a rock.
• The only good thing in this movie is where they show a small part of the first Halloween movie on television.