Halloween Resurrection

Ok, I finally saw this flick. It's about a small group of college students who are placed into Michael Myers home with cameras to discover secrets about Mikey's life. Soon he comes home and the bodies start to hit the floor. I have to admit, it wasn't as bad as I heard it was. It was better than H20 at least. I liked how they explained how Michael survived the last movie. In fact the only part of the movie that bugged me was Busta Rhymes. Come on, how could he kick Michael's ass? Really? This man has survived explosions, shots to the head, multiple stabbings and various car crashes, yet Busta can knock him down? Uhg. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Sara: College student with morals. Yes, it's a movie.
• Freddie: (Busta Rhymes) Puts the show together and even adds a few extras to make it interesting.
• Michael Myers: The one and only. Finally kills his damn sister and throws Busta across the room.
• Laurie Strode: Put in an asylem and finally get the knife from Mikey.
• Nora: Runs the show but gets butchered by Mike.
• Jen: Vain girl who loves mirrors. Gets high and then loses her head. Hee hee.
• Myles: Asspiring chef who gets pinned to the wall with knives.
• Decker: Computer geek who helps Sara get away from Michael.
• Bill: The first of the contestents to get killed.
• Donna: Hot redhead who sadly gets impaled to a random gate in the basement.
• Jim: Music major who stands up to Michael and gets his head crushed.
• Charley: Camera guy who gets offed in les than a minuet. Impaled on a tripod.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 11
• Weapons Used: An axe, a knife, a lamp, a tripod, a gate, a camera, spices, chainsaw, a shovel, and power cables.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Pop-up bodies: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• A body laying in the middle of the floor is really hard to spot.
• You can shatter a glass with a scream.
• Basements have gates.
• If you're an expendable black person in a horror movie, you shouldn't taunt Michael Myers.
• Dear God, please don't let Busta kick Michael's ass.