Hard Rock Zombies

I've seen some crazy shit in the years I've watched horror movies, but this takes the cake! Imagine the bastard child of Return of the Living Dead and Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. It was funny as hell, but don't come here looking for a great plot or mind blowing special effects. This is one of those movies you'll either love or hate. Give it a try. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Jessie: Band leader and all around nice guy. Chopped with a weed-eater, and comes back as a zombie.
• Cassie: Teen who helps the band aout and has a thing for Jessie.
• Elsa: Bimbo who likes to kill motorists. Drowns in mud, and comes back as a zombie groupie.
• Ron: The manager for the band who lives somehow.
• Hitler: Comes out of hiding to take control of the world again. Do you think I'm kidding? Killed, but comes back as a Hitler Zombie.
• Sheriff: Idiot who hates Rock music. Killed.
• Mickey: Midget Nazi. Killed and zombiefied.
• Ted, Red & Ed: The town councel. All killed.
• Mrs. Buff: Grandmother who turns into a switchblade weilding werewolf. Killed and zombiefied
• Christian: Weirdo photograpgher who drowns in mud.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 30
• Weapons Used: Knives, an axe, a weed eater, mud, guns, giant pictures of heads, and gas.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Toothpick chewing scenes: 13
• Random scenes of dancing: 16

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Holding someone underwater will make them bleed a lot.
• Jail cells have bales of straw in them.
• The National Enquirer is a top news source.
• Physical sex is the worse kind of sex.
• Dancing Rock Zombies VS Adolf Hitler!
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