Head of the Family

A family of genetic freaks perform experiments on locals and soon a greedy business man starts blackmailing them. Another very cheesy movie from Full Moon, but at least there is nudity in this one. If you're looking for a steady body count and lots of gore with good acting and effects to boot, then don't rent this. However if you're makeing a bet with your girlfriend about who cna pick the cheesiest horror movie like I did, then this is your ace in the hole. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Lorretta: Woman who works at the local resturant. Attracts a lot of freaks. She also has lots of sex.
• Lance: The resturant owner who is also sleeping with Lorretta. Ends up being a greedy little bastard. Stabbed and presumed dead.
• Howard: One of those guys who goes around pressuring people out of money. He's also Lorrette's verbally abusive boyfriend. Gets abducted and operated on. Presumed dead.
• Otis: Big strong guy that doesn't speak and is a member of the freak Stackpool family.
• Ernestina: Hot weird girl of the family. But there's something about this girl that just isn't right. Presumed dead.
• Wheeler: Has buggling eyes, but has super sences like seeing and hearing. Presumed dead.
• Myron: You know he's the brains of the family because his body is a giant head and he has an European accent. Falls and gets a bad head (as opposed to what?) wound.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6. But I did a lot of presuming.
• Weapons Used: A car, a tree, and fire.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Fucking a firecracker is a good thing.
• Giant heads have no time for sex.
• Joan ok Arc was burned nude.