Hell High
Interesting story, but it kinda lagged toward the middle. The prank-gone-wrong story has been done before, but it seemed much more psychotic and brutal than most. The gore was plenty, and it had over-the-top characters. Over all, this movie was cheesy but worth a watch. 2.5 out of 5.
Characters:
- Jon-Jon: Ex-football player who gets some new trouble-making friends.
- Miss Brooke: Teacher who has a traumatic past and goes nuts when some students play a bad prank on her. The conception of a shower curtain is beyond her. Throat slit.
- Dickens: Trouble maker who hates Miss Brooke. Impaled.
- Queenie: The chic member of the gang who likes Jon-Jon. Stoned to death by Miss Brooke.
- Smiler: Fat whinney guy of the gang. Gets a pencil to the neck.
- Sandy: Miss Brooks friend who gives her some drugs.
- Coach Heaton: You're telling me that this guy was an athlete? Has a crush on Miss Brooke.
The Totals:
- Body Count: 6
- Weapons Used: Mud, slime, a rock, and a knife.
- Breast Shots: 3
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
- Ominous thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: 1
- Power outages: 1
- Acts of aggression against dolls: 2
Random Thought and Things Learned
- Skirts are not fastened very well.
- Mid-twenties constitutes as 'old.'
- You can tell someone is dead just by looking at them.
- Drugs + bloody flashbacks= instant psycho
- It's possible to have flashbacks of deaths you never even witnessed.