Hide and Go Shriek

The story is about eight teens who sneak into a furniture store after hours to have a little party. After a few minuets, they decide to play hide and go seek. I guess part of the game is to find a hideing spot and have sex there, because that's what happened every time. So my question is why was I not told about this rule when I use to play!?!? N-e-way, what made this movie hard to watch was the lack of main characters. Not one of them had any real qualities of personality traits to be the lead. Plus they oly killed half of the annoying people off. I think that if you plan to wear sunglasses for the entire movie, you deserve to die. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Bonnie: One of eight teens who sneak into a furniture store for a 'sleep over.'
• Randy: Appearently he got a new haircut because they mentioned it a dozen times during the movie. He's one of those guys who wears sunglasses everywhere.
• Kim: Blonde chic who is straped to the top of an elevator naked. Sticks her head over the edge of the elevator and gets decapitated.
• David: Another guy at the party. Nothing special about him. He didn't even die.
• Judy: Some chic. Gets topless. Lives.
• Shawn: Impaled on a pole.
• Malissa: Gets her head bashed onto a sink.
• John: Son of the owner of the furniture shop. He's what you would call a 'minuetman' when oi comes to sex. Impaled on a mannequin arm.
• Zack: Cross dressing freak that kills the teens. Trips on a severed head and falls down an elevator shaft.
• Fred: Guy who works and lives at the store. Stabbed to death.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A knife, a sink, a pointy thing, a mannequin arm, and an elevator.
• Breast Shots: 3
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Pop-up bodies: 3

Random Thought and Things Learned

• You need to have water running in order to change clothes.
• Thats the first time I've ever seen a killer moon his victim.
• Furniture stores need bullet proof glass.