Hideous!

A group of people are trapped inside a mansion with a small pack of killer mini genetic freaks. I've skipped over this one for years, and finally decided to give it a try. Just to warn you, this is a movie by Full Moon, so expect more of an unintentional comdeic side. The deaths were rather bland, but the characters did keep the story interesting. The freaks looked pretty bad at times, but then again, I didn't expect to see top notch graphics here. At the very least, it was entertaining. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Detective Kantor: PI brought in to help locate some stolen genetic freaks of nature that were stolen.
• Dr. Lorca: Collector of the genetic oddities, who has his own mansion, boobie traps, and a really hot assistant. Falls into an acid bath.
• Belinda: Bitchy woman who sells the fraks to the highest bidder. Killed by a pointy swinging boobie trap.
• Napoleon: Another freak collector and Dr. Lorca's arch enemy. Also falls into the acid bath.
• Sheila: The really hot assistant of Dr. Lorca's. She's the type of girl who will rob someone wearing a gorilla mask and nothing else!
• Elvina: Bimbo receptionist of Belinda's who tips off Dr. Lorca. Has her nipple sucked on by one of the freaks and then falls to her death.

The Totals

• Body Count: 4
• Weapons Used: Quills, a gun, a bat, and acid.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Sewer cleaners get free drugs, money, and jewelry.
• You can't buy genetic freaks at Sears.
• A topless girl wearing a gorilla mask? This is some freak's wet dream.
• You can fire someone from the universe.
• Rich people fight like little girls.