The Hills Have Eyes

The thing about this film that makes it kinda scary is because it could actually be true. We all know families who aren't 'all there.' And we know that there are still tribes in South America that are untouched by modern civilization. As odd as the story sounds, it's a believable situation. The rapid dispatching of characterrs all at once made this one really interesting to watch, becasue I didn't know what the hell was gonna happen. The story is about a family getting stranded in the desert near a military base who gets attacked by cannibals. A good piece of work from Wes Craven in his glory years. 4.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Bobby: Younger man who always looks confused.
• Fred: Guy who gets really pissed after the freaks steal their baby.
• Brenda: The girl whos job is running, screaming and freaking out in general.
• Ruby: One of the freak girls who turns on her fellow canniabals.
• Bob: Older man who get crucified and burned alive.
• Ethel: Bob's wife. Gets shot and then used for cannibal bait.
• Doug and Lynne Wood: Killed.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: A gun, a crowbar, nails, a broom, a knife, a hatchet, and a rattle snake.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3
• Cars unable to start: 2

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Station wagons cannot keep up with fighter jets.
• Never piss off a dog
• Oh man, he fell for the dead mother in a lawn chair trick!
• Cannibals have bad teeth and haircuts.