The Hills Have Eyes: Part 2

A group of teens take a deadly shortcut through the desert only to encounter the freak cannibal family from the first movie. I saw this movie for the first time when I was a little boy. Isn't it funny what scared the crap out of you then makes you laugh now? As far as sequels go, this is about as good as they get. I liked teh death scenes, and the characters. Decent gore, and an interesting story. 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Cass: Blind hippie chick, who survives most of the people who can actually see.
• Roy: Dirt biker who is taken out for most of the movie by a boobie trap.
• The Reaper: Uncle to the freak cannibal family that takes control. Burly dude. Gets burned alive and falls down a well.
• Jane: A fellow traveler. We get to see her breasts, and then she gets her neck snapped.
• Pluto: The freak brother in the family that looks like a real ugly version of Moby. He somehow survives the vicious dog attack in the first movie only to be pushed off a cliff by the same dog in this movie.
• Sue: Black chick who gets her throat slit with a machete.
• Rachel: Escaped her cannibal family in the first movie, but is reunited in this one.
• Hulk: Another dirt biker who gets a giat arrow/ spear thing to the chest.
• Foster: Black dude of the group who gets pulled under the bus and chopped up real nice.
• Harry: Another biker guy who taunts a bobbie trap that missed him, only to be crushed by falling boulders.
• Bobby: The survivor from the first movie who is smart enough to stay away this time.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A rope, a giat spear, a hatchet, a machete, a bottle, and fire.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where the character is mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Pop-up bodies: 6

Random thoughts and Things Learned:

• Dogs can have flashbacks.
• Never taunt a boobie trap.
• Blind people are gifted at rope climbing.
• Burning corpses are funny.