Howling II

Yet another terrible movie in the Howling series. The music really got on my nerves a lot. Almost to the point where I had to mute it. To put how terrible this movie was into perspective, during the end credits, the do a remix of the awful song the kept playing thoughout the movie. And while they were doing this, the showed small clips from the whole film. During this 3 or 4 minuet period, the showed Stirba stripping her top off 17 TIMES! What the hell?! I mean I liked it, don't get me wrong, but that tells you what kind of movie this was. I didn't really care for any of the characters either. They were all annoying, and I was glad when they died. The only silver lining to seeing this movie is that I only have to watch one more and I'll be done with the Howling series. 1 out of 5.

Characters

• Ben: A poor sap that gets pulled into the werewolf hunt when his sister becomes one.
• Jenny: A reporter that knew Ben's sister.
• Stefan: A werewolf hunter. Stirba's brother. Set ablaze.
• Stirba: She's the lead werewolf. Casts a spell on Stefan that sets them both on fire.
• Tondo: Another werewolf hunter who ends up being on their side.
• Mariana: Suppose to be a great huntress werewolf, but she dies pretty easily. Stabbed with a knife by Ben.
• Vlad: He's a werewolf priest of something along those lines. Ben shoots him like it's just no thang!
• Vasile: Midget werewolf hunter. He was pretty handy with knives until his eyes explode from hearing an evil chant.

The Totals

• Body Count: 18+ (I lost count. It was dark!)
• Weapons Used: A bottle, a crate, guns, a gernade, an axe, a metal bat on a pole, and bad special effects.
• Random Breast Shot: 19 (17 of which were in the end credits.)
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Werewolf Orgies: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• I don't know how much more of this music I can take.
• They didn't notice that huge werewolf in the backseat?
• A werewolf orgie?
• Rook 666?
• You mean Stefan did his sister? Ewwwwwww!
• Stirba stripped 17 times during the end credits.