Howling III

Maybe it's the fact that I had a headache while I was watching this movie, but I thought it was terrible. It was long, boring, and drawn out. The story was there, but it really had no direction. It kept jumping from one way to the other. And I could have really done without that scene where Siberian gave birth. The make-up and special effects were terrible. This is only the second Howling movie I've scene, and so far they both sucked. ! give this one a 1/2 out of 5.

Characters

• Siberian: Werewolf. and an aspiring actress.
• Donny: Works for a movie set and develops a relationship with her. He's a very open kind of guy. The type of guy who's cool with his lover being a marsupial werewolf.
• Professor Harry Beckmeyer: Searches for werewolves in Australia.
• Olga: Russian werewolf. She's also a professional dancer.
• Professor Sharp: Also seeks the werewolves and tries to discover what they are.
• Kendi: Crazy old guy that likes to jump out and scare people. Dies for reasons unknown.
• Jack: A horror movie director.
• Thylo: Bald headed werewolf. I think he was the leader of the tribe. Blown up.

The Totals

• Body Count: 28
• Weapons used: Guns.
• Random Breast Shot: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts

• She's going to call the police because he has giant zits?
• Werewolves have tunnel vision.
• Nun werewolves ruin parties.
• She reveals herself as a werewolf marsupial, and shows him thier son in her POUCH, and he dosen't think anything strange?
• Bales of straw make lousy road blocks.
• Five armed hunters couldn't get one shot off at the werewolf?