Howling IV: The Original Nightmare

This series keeps getting worse and worse, and I'm only half way through it! I though the third one where they were werewolf kangaroos was bad! This movie drug out for 2 hours, and it could have been done in 30 minuets. The story was a writer has some weird visions, and gets stressed out, so she and her husband take a vacation in a cottage in the woods. Her pointless visions continue and she gets caught up in some kind of nun murder mystery. They were desperate for a higher body count and a more complex story to drag the movie out, so they threw in some random hitchikers to try to lengthen it. We only get to see actual werewolves for about one minuet of the movie. The rest of it is about the scuzz-ball husband and asshole townspeople. The only cool part to this movie was the scene where the husband melts. It was some really good special effects. 1 out of 5.

Characters

• Marie: Writer who goes on vacation to relieve stress. Uncovers the werewolf conspiracy.
• Richard: Marie's husband. A real scuzz-ball. Melted and then burned.
• Tom: Concerned friend of Maries. Chomped.
• Janice: Fan of Marie's. She carries an 8X10 picture of herself as a nun. Blown up.
• Eleanor: Runs a craft store and sleeps with Richard. Also a werewolf. Burned.
• Sheriff: A pompous man. Werewolf. Burned alive.
• Mrs. Ormstead: The local gosip lady. Werewolf.
• Dr. Coombes: A werewolf. Burned.
• Father Camefron: Priest from a neighboring town.
• Mr. Ormstead: Runs the local store. A werewolf. Burned alive.
• John: Hitchiker. Chomped.
• Paula: Hitchiker. Chomped.

The Totals

• Body Count: 4 humans, and a bunch of werewolves.
• Weapons Used: A car, a gun, and fire.
• Random Breast Shot: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Stupid Pointless Visions: Too many to count.

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Saying "God damn it" in front of a nun will make her disappear.
• It went from day to night in 20 seconds!
• People carry an 8X10 glossy of themselves from their previous jobs.
• He's a designer. and shes a writer, so which one of them cleaned and prepared the rabbit?
• I'm melting..... melting...