The Howling VI: The Freaks

This is the first of the Howling series I've seen all the way through. All I can say is I hope the previous five were better. This one seemed to have potential, but feel short. The werewolf being a good guy didn't help at all either. The acting, was oridinary. The story was lackluster. The special effects were basic. A pretty nonchalant film. I give it a 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Ian: British guy. Turns into a werewolf during a full moon.
• Elizabeth: Falls of Ian.
• Winston: 'Alligator Boy.' Kinda dumb.
• Bellamey: Harker's assistant. Bites chicken's heads off.
• Miss Eddington: Runs the bank. Dead.
• Dewey: Elizabeth's father. A holy man.
• R.B Harker: Runs the freak show. Spike through the heart, and evaporated by sunlight.
• Sheriff Fuller Kind of a hard ass at first. Killed by Harker.
• Carl/Carlotta: Half man, half woman. Shot with a bow and arrow.
• Toones: Midget with a third arm. Shot.
• Pruitt: Mayor of the town. Killed by Harker.
• Hank: Running for mayor.
• Earl: Local man. Brother of the sheriff.

The Totals

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: Guns, a bow, a spike, and sunlight.
• Random Breast Shot: 2 (But you don't want them!)
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts

• He's a superfreak! Super freak! He's superfreaky!
• Police get their leads from preachers and flyers.
• When is someone going to DIE?!?!
• Kill the freaks! Kill the freaks! Yeah!
• Alligator Boy to the rescue!