Howling VII: New Moon Rising

TERRIBLE! Thats all you need to know. If you wanna know why, then here are a few reasons. For starters. the is only one actual werewolf scene at the very end, and the effects for it was so bad it hurt! Instead of making werewolf make-up or costumes, they just clapped a red filter on the camera lens, and showed up a first-person perspective of the werewolf. Major cop-out. Another very bad thing that it did was recaped 4 other movies in the series. I hate it when they do that shit! And I also remembered why i stoped listening to country music when I was young, because I wanted to shoot myself halfway through. Every 3 minuets, they would slap in some crappy country music song that was very poorly performed to boot! And they had a dozen POINTLESS characters! I was BEGGING for the werewolf to show up and start ripping these people apart, but alas, it was not meant to be. 1/2 out of 5.

Characters

• Ted: Austrlian dude from Part 5. Suspected werewlof.
• Detective: Guess what his job is? Thinks Ted is innocent.
• Father John: Werewolf expert of sorts.
• Mary Lou/Cheryl: SURPRISE! She's the werewolf! Now you have no need to watch this movie. She SOOOOO needed to get naked. That would have helped this movie a little...
• All the rest of the characters were extemely pointless, and all of them needed to die, but very few did.

The Totals

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A nightstick and teeth.
• Random Breast Shot: 0 And it soooo needed it.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Scenes with line-danceing: 4
• Moral of the story: Don't watch this movie.

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Line dancing...... yee-ha.
• Can this movie get any duller? Whats this, country music?
• SOMEONE DIE ALREADY!
• Will there eventually be actuall werewolves in thiis werewolf movie?
• Stop signs are for decoration.