Ice Crawlers (2003)

A group of college kids are brought to a reseach facility in the Antartic to conduct a study. While they're there, they discover a bug the size of a dog is running loose killing everyone. A pretty lame movie for many factors including the terrible effects for the bug. It looked very fake, and it's hard to be scared by a plastic insect. Anotehr bad thing was teh acting and general story. Unlikeable characters and very boreing. The ending was really terrible and left questions unanswered like how the characters are going to survive in the Antartic with no heat or transporation. Skip it. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Arianna: One of a group of college students sent to do research on an oil rig in the Antartic. This had better be worth a shit load of extra credit.
• Curtis: A cowboy oil riger also sent to the Antartic. Yee ha.
• Nelson: The guy in charge of the facility. Kind looses his cool when he finds out about the giant bugs. Dies in an explosion.
• Ted: The guy who trained the college kids and who brought them to the facility to die. Blasted with a shotgun.
• Dr. Monica: The scientist who discovered the giant bug and gets killed off rather quickly by the bug.
• Tom: ANother student who use to play football or something. Blah blah. Killed by that pesky bug.
• Kate: Tom's woman who strategically takes her clothes off in such a maner that we see nothing! Go get her you big plastic bug! Chomped.
• Update: The computer tech guy. As if he didn't have enough strikes against him he's also the black man. Chomped in the elevator.
• Lenny: The poor bastard who gets chomped in the very beginning.
• Munson: Rig worker who has enough body hair to be the missing link. Chomped in a very unwanted shower scene.
• Clyde: the lead rig worker who gets killed while looking for his chewing tobacco. What a sad way to go.
• Shockley: The third rig worker who lives a lot onger than he should have but chomped.

The Totals

• Body Count: 13
• Weapons Used: A gun and explosives.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• It's just a poll... let it go!!
• Where's the Raid when ya need it?
• Elevators work faster for white people than black people.