Ice Cream Man

A silly little movie, as you can tell by the title, about a killer ice cream truck driver who goes a little nuts and kills people and turns them inot his own special blend of ice cream. This movie is just as much of a comedy as horror, and manages to deliver the goods in both departments. Of course it's cheesey, but would you expect any less? The plot could have used a little work, but worth a watch. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Ice Cream Man: AKA Gregory. Morbid ice cream truck driver who has a nasty habit of killing people and putting them in ice cream.
• Heather: Chick who has really religous parents and think that angles are talking through people.
• Small Paul: Runt kid with glasses. Gets abducted by the Ice Cream Man
• Nurse Wharton: Greg's neighbor and nurse who watches over him. A little nutty herself.

The Totals

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: A needle, a knife, a waffel iron, ice cream scoops, and an ice cream mixer.
• Breat Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Expoltions: 0
• Severed head ice cream cones: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Ice cream men are targets of drive by shootings.
• Eyeballs can pass as marshmellows.
• Severed heads can be put on ice cream cones.